I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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