David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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