What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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