My hand turned me down
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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