It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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