I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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