This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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