Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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