some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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