my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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