is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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