Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Found the puke drawer
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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