On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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