Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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