do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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