I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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