im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
3pm strippers are depressing
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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