her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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