if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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