hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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