It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
