Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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