do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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