Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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