the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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