The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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