She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he thought i was a dude.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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