if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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