She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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