: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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