i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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