STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
