Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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