Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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