When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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