Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You're like the curious george of whores
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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