WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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