i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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