Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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