a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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