so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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