4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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