You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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