To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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