You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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