do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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