I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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