That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize