margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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