Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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