Buhtt sex?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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