I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize