he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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