Sponge bath it is.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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